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WARNING: Face Under Construction. Rock these orange and reflective silver Circle Gs with orange lenses when you feel like channeling your inner traffic cone. Then, tell anyone who gets in your way to pardon your dust.

(*These are not OSHA-approved or certified as safety gear.)

THE DREAM OF THE CIRCLES IS ALIVE

Which came first: the Portlandia episode, or the picklers? This age-old question has plagued humankind for centuries. So...hmm...actually, guess that means it was probably the picklers that came first since tv didn’t exist yet. Phew, what a relief. Glad we solved that for one for you today. (Oh, and eggs, eggs came first if you still haven’t figured out that other one.)